schmorons:

methdragon:

be there or 

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Bee rectangle? I dont understand what youre getting at

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awkwardsituationist:

Storm over the Serengeti. Photos by Nick Nichols

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lagio:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

Goals

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charliethehufflepuff:

nomorefallingallifrey:

imcomingbackforyoucalypso:

consultingmoosecaptain:

doctorwho:

spaceomos:

 w ow i just realised that some of us will be alive for the 100th anniversary in 2063

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My grandkids are gonna be like “GRANDMA JULIA ARE YOU OK”

"NO KIDDOS NO I AM NOT. DOO WEE OOO!"

And then the 150th 

"GREAT-GRANDPA JUST DIE ALREADY" 

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*rises from the grave*

do wee oooooooooo bitches

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rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

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babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

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egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

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the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive

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dutchster:

when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes 

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dangering:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

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clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

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